A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house.
When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives the housedog some meat. The hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “I work very hard outside, but you do nothing and share my food.”
“Don’t blame me, my friend. You should blame the master. He doesn’t teach m沈阳好的癫痫医院e to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers.
Don’t blame children for the mistakes of their parents.
A fat monkey likes eating bananas very much.
He had bananas for lunch. He peeled one and ate one more and then, one more， one banana, two bananas, three bananas, four…
He ate and ate, but he wanted more, he peeled and he ate, peeled and he ate, five bananas, six bananas, seven bananas, eight …
He peeled two more and continued two more. He ate whole bunch of bananas and can’t sleep.
One day, Tom is bathing in a river.
He doesn’t swim well and will be drowned. He calls out loud for help.
A man is just passing by. He doesn’t help the boy, but stands by and says to him. “How imprudent you are! It is dangerous to bath in the river.”
“Oh, yes sir,” cries the boy, “ Please help me out and scold me afterward.”
Counsel without help is useless.
One day, a father and his little son were going home.
At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.
Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"
"Well, my son," his father replied, "Look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
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